Desperate Guy Fakes His Own Death Just To Get A Girl To Respond To His Texts (Photos)

Desperate Guy Fakes His Own Death Just To Get A Girl To Respond To His Texts (Photos)
Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

There aren’t many things more frustrating than people who can’t take a hint, especially when it means they’re constantly blowing up your phone in a desperate attempt to eventually have sex with you.

After a week or eight without a reply, most people realize that things aren’t going to work out and move on with their lives — but most of those people are reasonable human beings.

Others refuse to let go, no matter how futile their attempts may be, with some taking things to another level entirely.

In this case, “another level” involves faking your death via text message in the hopes someone will respond to you.

Twitter user @Immaculate_Ice was unfortunate (or lucky) enough to be on the receiving end of this stunt, and even though it’s objectively idiotic, the guy deserves a little bit of credit for the ingenuity.

Nothing is up and nothing will ever be up, Cordell.

fake-death-text-elite-daily-1

Well, that certainly took an unexpected turn.

fake-death-text-elite-daily-2

Only a terrible person would lie about something like this, right?

fake-death-text-elite-daily-3

Oh, that’s right — Cordell is a terrible person.

fake-death-text-elite-daily-4

At least he tried.

fake-death-text-elite-daily-5

H/T: Bro Bible, Photos Courtesy: Twitter

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

More In Humor

Also On Elite

World

Couples Who Smoke Together, Stay Together: New Research Links Weed To Happier Marriages

The healing powers of marijuana go beyond treatments for headaches and other chronic pain, according to a new study that suggests the drug is correlated to happier marriages. Researchers from Yale University, University of Buffalo and Rutgers first enlisted 634 couples during the mid-to late-1990s as they applied for marriage licenses in New York, the Washington Post […]

Life

7 Ways Burning Man Is Like Its Own Religion For True, Lifelong Burners

I felt a spiritual climax when I watched flames engulf a giant wooden man in the Black Rock desert and a profound connection to the 66,000 other “Burners” sharing the ritual with me, putting the past behind us for another year, until the next Burning Man festival. As the charred wood of the man crashed […]

Music

How Music Has Become An All-Encompassing Brand Influencing Today’s Culture

Since this summer’s music festival season rocked our collective worlds, I thought it would be a great time to create my first post dedicated to the one unifying thread that unites us as a species. Music is all about reaching people through vibrations, words and sound; it’s about transcending visual representations to evoke a particular […]

Motivation

5 Reasons We Should All Embrace The Tendency To Make Mistakes

Growing up we were taught to not make mistakes. We were taught to “think twice,” “sleep on it” and reevaluate every decision we come to. As I grew older, I realized that I shouldn’t be so scared to make mistakes. Why? I don’t f*cking care as much as I used to. Why? No one else […]