Guy Trips Balls And Mistakes Neighbors Doorknob For A Muffin, Leaves Hilarious Note

Guy Trips Balls And Mistakes Neighbors Doorknob For A Muffin, Leaves Hilarious Note
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The neighborly notes just keep on coming!

Last week we posted an epic note from a neighbor to an “aspiring DJ” in his building, and this morning we showed you a classic laundry room note left for the “asshole” of the building. Now we present you with possibly the best note yet– the old tripping balls, door knob stealing neighbor.

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Who hasn’t tripped balls and mistaken a doorknob for a muffin? Classic!

I can just imagine this guy tripping his face off and getting all excited for a corn-muffin, just to find out he’s holding a rusty doorknob.

Hope he didn’t try and eat it though…

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H/T: Reddit

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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