Unless the laws of nature don't apply to you, there's a pretty good chance you have a different approach for texting someone who's seen you naked compared to people you know less intimately.

There's also a pretty good chance you probably wouldn't want to show off those texts to a random person, but we gently persuaded a few guys to swap phones with one another and have their messages read out loud.

I'd like to give a shoutout to the man who used the line "I'll have to talk to the days" in a conversation with a real person. I can't decide if it's brilliant or idiotic, so I'm thinking it's the first one.

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