This Is How To Sneak Into A Private Pool To Maximize Summer Fun

This Is How To Sneak Into A Private Pool To Maximize Summer Fun
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While summer might technically be on the downswing, we still have at least a month to capitalize on all the beautiful things that come along with it: nice weather, a noticeably relaxed dress code and pool parties.

Unfortunately for regular people, taking advantage of that last category requires you to know someone who has a pool or, more realistically, someone who will charge you a lot of money to use theirs.

If you don’t mind shelling out hundreds of dollars to sip overpriced cocktails in water riddled with questionable body fluids, this is a great option. However, if you’re a reasonable person, you probably want an alternative.

I’m not saying that you should try and sneak into a private pool without paying more than you need to, but if that sounds like something you might be interested in, then this video from The Hacks Of Life is worth a look.

This guy previously showed us how to take advantage of a baseball game for approximately zero dollars, and while he might be kind of an assh*le, he also knows what he’s doing.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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