Chris Brody From ‘Homeland’ Is The Most Uninteresting Man In The World
Everyone had fun in the pool, until he decided to jump in with his shirt on…
Last night was the sixth episode of this horrendous season of Showtime’s “Homeland.” While the show has managed to pick up the pace a bit, it’s insistence of still involving the Brody family has made viewers everywhere practically beg for a Brody family suicide pact (though, let’s face it: Brodys are all talk).
In last night’s episode, the most hated character on TV, Dana Brody, decided to tell her family she’s moving out. Chris Brody, naturally, had absolutely nothing to say, just an awkward dumb-faced look and a stupid smile. It’s official: Chris Brody is hands-down the most useless character on TV.
While his mom is a MILF who cheated on her husband with his best friend, his sister tried to commit suicide and won’t STFU, and his father is the world’s most wanted terroist, Chris Brody has still managed to do absolutely nothing! Nothing!!!
So, congratulations, Chris Brody. Despite the chaos that is your family’s world, you have managed to stay completely useless, awkward and very much uninteresting. The world of TV hates you.
“I don’t always have scenes on Homeland, but when I do, they’re terrible.”