Chris Brody From ‘Homeland’ Is The Most Uninteresting Man In The World

Chris Brody From ‘Homeland’ Is The Most Uninteresting Man In The World
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Everyone had fun in the pool, until he decided to jump in with his shirt on…

Last night was the sixth episode of this horrendous season of Showtime’s “Homeland.” While the show has managed to pick up the pace a bit, it’s insistence of still involving the Brody family has made viewers everywhere practically beg for a Brody family suicide pact (though, let’s face it: Brodys are all talk).

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In last night’s episode, the most hated character on TVDana Brody, decided to tell her family she’s moving out. Chris Brody, naturally, had absolutely nothing to say, just an awkward dumb-faced look and a stupid smile. It’s official: Chris Brody is hands-down the most useless character on TV.

While his mom is a MILF who cheated on her husband with his best friend, his sister tried to commit suicide and won’t STFU, and his father is the world’s most wanted terroist, Chris Brody has still managed to do absolutely nothing! Nothing!!!

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So, congratulations, Chris Brody. Despite the chaos that is your family’s world, you have managed to stay completely useless, awkward and very much uninteresting. The world of TV hates you.

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“I don’t always have scenes on Homeland, but when I do, they’re terrible.”

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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