How High: The 30 Best Bong Names Of All Time

Julian Sonny

There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe some barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire day? They’re cost-effective, mind-altering and powerful — that’s why it’s important to exhibit the utmost reverence whenever using them.

The bong’s strength is not to be taken lightly. So many times have we seen people go in, thinking that you can pull one clean, and leave coughing their face off in pure delightful misery. Don’t underestimate the bong!

Over time, these things become much more than just another smoking device, but rather an extension of yourself and pretty much as valuable as a pet or family member. You take care of them like your first-born, so it only makes sense that we give these bad boys a name! Right?

It’s the least we can do for this magical device that brings such joy into our lives. But don’t just settle for any corny name that people wouldn’t truly appreciate and think about every damn time before they took a hit. Give your friends something to talk about and build the legend around your bong.

Test your stoner intuition and get creative with it. That’s what we did. These are the 30 best bong names of all time. Feel free to leave us some of your favorite bong names below. Enjoy!

Bongye West

Billy Bong Thorton

Kim Bong-Un

Barack Obonga aka The Commander In Kief

LeBong James

Puff Daddy

Trey Bongz

Bong Solo

Jay and Silent Bong

Bong Travolta

Bongkey Kong

James Bong

The Rolling Stoned

Hannah Bongtana

Willy Bongka

Bong Saget

Jon Bong Jovi

Long Bong Silver

Wesley Pipes

Bong Jeremy

Afrika Bongbatta

Kyrtree Irving

Tim Tebowl

Action Bongson

Bongo Mars

Roory McIlroy

George W. Kush

Dank Sinatra

Sylvester Stillstoned

Bong Burgundy

Julian Sonny