How High: The 30 Best Bong Names Of All Time

How High: The 30 Best Bong Names Of All Time
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There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe some barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire day? They’re cost-effective, mind-altering and powerful — that’s why it’s important to exhibit the utmost reverence whenever using them.

The bong’s strength is not to be taken lightly. So many times have we seen people go in, thinking that you can pull one clean, and leave coughing their face off in pure delightful misery. Don’t underestimate the bong!

Over time, these things become much more than just another smoking device, but rather an extension of yourself and pretty much as valuable as a pet or family member. You take care of them like your first-born, so it only makes sense that we give these bad boys a name! Right?

It’s the least we can do for this magical device that brings such joy into our lives. But don’t just settle for any corny name that people wouldn’t truly appreciate and think about every damn time before they took a hit. Give your friends something to talk about and build the legend around your bong.

Test your stoner intuition and get creative with it. That’s what we did. These are the 30 best bong names of all time. Feel free to leave us some of your favorite bong names below. Enjoy!

Bongye West

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Billy Bong Thorton

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Kim Bong-Un

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Barack Obonga aka The Commander In Kief

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LeBong James

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Puff Daddy

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Trey Bongz

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Bong Solo

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Jay and Silent Bong

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Bong Travolta

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Bongkey Kong

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James Bong

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The Rolling Stoned

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Hannah Bongtana

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Willy Bongka

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Bong Saget

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Jon Bong Jovi

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Long Bong Silver

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Wesley Pipes

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Bong Jeremy

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Afrika Bongbatta

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Kyrtree Irving

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Tim Tebowl

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Action Bongson

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Bongo Mars

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Roory McIlroy

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George W. Kush

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Dank Sinatra

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Sylvester Stillstoned

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Bong Burgundy

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