Hump Day Hump Of The Day: Miley Cyrus

Hump Day Hump Of The Day: Miley Cyrus
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Let’s face it, Wednesdays kind of suck. It’s not exactly the beginning of the week, but it’s not close enough to the weekend yet. Not to mention the word Wednesday itself is so freaking weird. What idiot ever thought to spell it like that?

So considering it’s an uphill battle getting over the hump of Wednesdays, a.k.a. Hump Days, we’ve decided to bring you a new edition: Hump Day Hump Of The Day. Every Wednesday, we’ll pick out a different sexy celebrity — whether singer, actress, model, etc — that every guy would love to hump. Get it!? We know, it’s brilliant.

So who better to launch Hump Day Hump Of The Day with than one of the biggest young stars today, Miley Cyrus. Having just released her newest video “We Can’t Stop” last week, one of the sexiest yet strangest videos we’ve seen in a while, Miley has been practically everywhere shaking that fine booty. And we can’t get enough of it.

Twerking at the Juicy J Show

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Shaking it in her newest video

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Showing us some girl-love

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Some more girl love

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Even Barbie got some love…

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Who doesn’t love a nice boob adjustment?

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Reminds me of dancing back in the day at teen clubs

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Oopsies…

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That’s a tongue you don’t see every day

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And there it goes again

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Ever wish you were a bed so badly?

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Hello boner

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Back and forth, back and forth….

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Up and down, up and down…

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Yea, pretty much everyone wants a piece of Miley

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We hope you enjoyed this first edition of Hump Day Hump Of The Day.

You may now put your erections in the up-tuck position.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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