It’s Grand Theft Auto V, The Musical! (Video)

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Girls, it’s harder than sitting through college basketball, worse than when you started seeing commercials for the beginning of football season, and much scarier than finding porn.

Grand Theft Auto V coming out is not just your average video game release; it will change the lives of many.

Boyfriends and girlfriends will break up, guys will begin to masturbate more, and there will be a noticeable loss of men from the world for the next six months, at least.

This “GTA V- The Musical” perfectly captures the phenomenon of the game with beautiful lyrical prose explaining both the male and female sides of the video game spectrum.

H/T: Viral Viral Videos, Top Photo Courtesy Of: YouTube

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