It’s Grand Theft Auto V, The Musical! (Video)

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Girls, it’s harder than sitting through college basketball, worse than when you started seeing commercials for the beginning of football season, and much scarier than finding porn.

Grand Theft Auto V coming out is not just your average video game release; it will change the lives of many.

Boyfriends and girlfriends will break up, guys will begin to masturbate more, and there will be a noticeable loss of men from the world for the next six months, at least.

This “GTA V- The Musical” perfectly captures the phenomenon of the game with beautiful lyrical prose explaining both the male and female sides of the video game spectrum.

H/T: Viral Viral Videos, Top Photo Courtesy Of: YouTube

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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there were women engineers already, she chose to study advertising at Penn State University, which led to an attempt at acting and ended in a career as a comedy writer.

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