What It Would Look Like If James Bond Were Jewish (Video)

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When it was announced that Daniel Craig would take over as James Bond a few years ago, certain people objected due to the fact that he would be the first actor with blonde hair to portray the spy on film.

Almost everyone would agree that Craig gave the Bond franchise a much-needed facelift, but you have to imagine how fans would react if the series decided to move into an even less traditional direction.

This video from Funny or Die imagines what it would look like if the normally suave 007 was played with the awkward neuroticism so commonly associated with Jewish actors. If this clip is any indication, the Jewish Bond would focus less on sex and violence and more on the environment and the mental health of his enemies.

I think I like the old James Bond a little bit better.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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