Kid Has The Most Amazing Reason For Getting Sent Home By The Nurse (Photo)

Kid Has The Most Amazing Reason For Getting Sent Home By The Nurse (Photo)
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Young children are always coming up with novel ways to suffer bodily harm — it’s part of what makes being a parent so exciting.

There is no shortage of ways for kids to injure themselves, and there’s one group of people who knows just how absurd some of these casualties can be: school nurses.

While the majority of their interactions informing “sick” students that their temperature is perfectly normal, every once in a while they get an opportunity to treat students whose reason for visiting is truly unusual.

It’s not every day that you get to send someone home because he or she got hit in the eye with a nacho.

This is why people become nurses in the first place.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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