This Guy Handles Texting His Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Like A Champion (Photos)

This Guy Handles Texting His Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Like A Champion (Photos)
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You never want a relationship to come to a sloppy end, but sometimes when the other party refuses to take a hint, the only way out is to take things to the next level.

After @KaneZipperman received a text from a girl who had cheated on him with his best friend, he seized the opportunity to show that hell hath no fury like a guy with an iPhone and an arsenal of memes.

The exchange, though slightly hard to read (due to the girl’s inability to take a hint as well as the terrible quality of the screenshots), is fascinating to witness.

While the girl employed a variety of strategies to salvage the relationship (including quoting statements attributed to Adolf Hitler), Kane entertained himself with GIFs of Mila Kunis and the “‘I Like Turtles” kid, and the results are incredibly satisfying.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online. He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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