Kid Trying To Bang His Friend’s Mom Texts The Wrong Number And Gets Exactly What He Deserves (Photos)

Kid Trying To Bang His Friend’s Mom Texts The Wrong Number And Gets Exactly What He Deserves (Photos)
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As a humor writer, I take pride in supplying my readers with the freshest and most authentic material on the Internet.

Consequently, a major part of my job requires me to do my due diligence to ensure that the content I post isn’t the creation of a bored teenager or marketing executive framing something as “real” in an attempt to go viral.

At first glance, this conversation looks as fake as they come. The premise is that an Imgur user received a wrong number text from an 18-year-old who was apparently propositioning their best friend’s mom for sex, which right off the bat raises every single red flag there is in the world.

It would be really easy to yell “Fake!” and I’m sure there will be a few commenters who will end up saying it anyway because they didn’t take the time to read this write-up.

I can’t prove that this conversation happened as it’s presented, but I honestly believe that it did based on the sheer absurdity of the situation.

Raging hormones can make people do crazy things, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Robbie honestly believed that scenario he had undoubtedly seen unfold in a number of unscrupulous videos could actually happen in real life.

He probably thinks that strippers like him, too.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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