Legend Recreates Girls’ Photos On Tinder And Actually Looks Better Than They Do (Photos)

Legend Recreates Girls’ Photos On Tinder And Actually Looks Better Than They Do (Photos)
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Tinder is the public transportation of dating platforms: The fact that anyone can use it is a beautiful thing, but the lack of exclusivity means you’re probably going to see some things you wish you hadn’t.

Jarrod Allen has spent a fair amount of time swiping his way around Australia, and the profile pictures he came across inspired him to do something more than simply swiping right as many times as possible and seeing which corny pickup lines worked the best.

Instead, the Tinderer decided to recreate some of his favorite photos, posting the results to an Instagram account called Tinderella. Each is truly a sight to behold.

“Is it cold in here or is it just my nipples?”

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They’re both actually beer bellies

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I think he wore it better

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This is a normal way to drink wine

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The recreation needs more sideboob

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That’s a rubber fist, not a rubber penis, but I guess I’ll let this one slide

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Jarrod pooped himself a little bit when taking this picture

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You can’t go wrong with jungle-print (that’s a lie)

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For some reason, “tasteful” was the first thing to come to mind

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That’s not how your iron. It is, however, how you get a skin graft.

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“Art” personified

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Rectangle eyebrows are in this season

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I like his hat better

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The boats really tie the scene together

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I’ll take “People Who Tried Too Hard” for $400, Alex

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This pic is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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Close enough

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Photos Courtesy: Imgur

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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