Little Girl Writes Hilarious Letter ‘Braking Up’ With Her Boyfriend

Little Girl Writes Hilarious Letter ‘Braking Up’ With Her Boyfriend
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Relationships aren’t easy, especially when you’re still in elementary school and don’t understand what being in one really means in the first place.

One unfortunate student by the name of Shawn received a harshly-worded note from a former girlfriend by the name of Rachel who complained — among other things — that Shawn had not talked to her since he asked her out three months prior.

It doesn’t appear that Rachel harbors any ill will toward her former significant other, and it’s my sincere hope that the two of them can remain friends despite things not working out the way they might have intended.

Otherwise, recess might get a little awkward.

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H/T: Huffington Post

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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