This Lonely Giant Black Dildo At Luggage Claim Will Rip At Your Heart Strings (Video)

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Today we tell you a touching tale about a lone passenger that will surely bring you to tears.

Who is this passenger, you might ask? Well, it’s a giant black dildo. That’s right: a giant black dildo yearning for someone at the airport to claim it. Will someone make this giant black dildo’s dreams come true? Somewhere out there is a large, gaping hole looking to be filled.

You’ll find your match one day, giant black dildo. Never give up faith…

For more dildo humor, check out: ‘That Awkward Moment When A Kid Discovers His Mom’s Enormous Dildo (Video)

H/T: Guyism, Top Photo Courtesy of YouTube

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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