Man Hilariously Edits Quotes On Dove’s Chocolate Wrappers To Make Them More Honest (Photos)

Man Hilariously Edits Quotes On Dove’s Chocolate Wrappers To Make Them More Honest (Photos)
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If you’ve had a bad day and need some chocolate to soothe your soul, you might not want to unwrap the placating messages inside of Dove Promises.

Connor Blacksher, the mind behind the Tumblr Dove Gets Real, shares that opinion. He scribbles over the sickly sweet messages, making them funny and relatable.

Scroll down to see Blacksher’s life truths.

On intelligence

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On curves

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On eye infections

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On family

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On budgeting

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On farting in public

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On relaxing

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On driving

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On being a loner

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On the important things in life

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On rhyming

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On real pranks

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H/T: Distractify, Photos Courtesy: Dove Gets Real

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Emily Arata

Emily Arata studied Communications & Media Studies at New York's Fordham University. She writes about the unlikely ways in which millennials connect with one another. In her free time, she's an aspiring vegetarian chef and a perpetually lost traveller.

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