Cat Caught Your Chest? Man Shaves Body Hair The Shape Of A Cat Because Why Not

Cat Caught Your Chest? Man Shaves Body Hair The Shape Of A Cat Because Why Not
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We all know that Movemeber is no joke. I’d like to think that men are super passionate about prostate cancer (which they should be), but I have a feeling it’s more due to the fact that it’s just a free month to grow the beards they know they could never pull off in real life.

As women, we must put up with an obnoxious amount of facial hair while adding to the extra task of figuring out what the guy would look like without his stache, and if his stache is caring or just creepy.

Now that it’s December, you’d think the worst would be over, but it’s only just beginning. Now’s when men try to avoid completely shaving off the disgusting beard they’ve become fondly attached to.

They begin to experiment, shaving patches, lines and just about anything to keep some shred of their hard work. Unfortunately it turns out December is far worse than Movemeber, and this guy who shaved around his hair to make a cat on his chest and face is the poster boy for taking it too far.

H/T: Huffington Post, Top Photo Courtesy: Reddit

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Lauren Martin

Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.

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