Oops! Man's Dildo Clone Of His D*ck Ends Up In Sister-In-Law's Hands

In recent months, the subreddit TIFU, or Today, I F*cked Up, became a place where people primarily flocked to share embarrassing, sex-related stories with strangers on the Internet who apparently enjoy reading things involving phalli.

In this TIFU post, the particular phallus, a dildo modeled after the author's penis, could be central to a plot out of a zany, R-rated romantic comedy you regret watching with your parents.

You can choose to believe it actually happened if you want to.

A couple days ago, the author wrote,

So this actually went down during dinner tonight. For an anniversary gift [I] bought one of those clone-a-willie dildo maker at the local adult store. I molded my junk and gave it to the wife as part of her gift. I never told her it was molded after myself. My wife is not a prude however she never used it(or never admitted to it). My wife's sister was over for dinner tonight. Her husband is out on deployment so she comes over a lot. During conversation she tells my wife she is getting lonely without her husband and can't wait till he returns in [five] months so she finally can get laid again. My wife tells her she should go to the adult store and buy some toys to take care of business. Her sister said she's way too embarrassed and would not step foot in one of those stores. My wife says wait right here I have something for you. She runs upstairs and comes back down and puts the molded dildo on the table and says you can have this I never got around to using it. My sister in law picks it up and says are you sure? And my wife says yes please take it. I am sitting at the table mouth wide open shocked that my sister in law actually has my cloned dildo and is taking it home to keep forever. I was way too [embarrassed] to actually come clean and say that she shouldn't take it as I would have had to come clean with why. My sister in law left [two] hours ago with my cloned dick in her hand. I am still sitting here shocked that this went down. There's no way I can ever tell my wife the real story and I hope when my brother in law returns he doesn't notice that the dildo isn't professional looking and figures out what [happened].

Some things shouldn't be shared. A dildo is one of those things.

This author's story might be another.