Miami Heat Fans Are The Biggest Bandwagon Fans (Video)

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As a true sports fan, there’s nothing I hate more than bandwagon fans. If you’re a fan of the team you should be a fan during the highs and the lows, not just show up in the championship and pretend like all of the sudden you give a sh*t.

Though the Miami Heat haven’t had too many lows in the past two seasons, there are a whole lot of bandwagon fans who just root for them because they’re the defending champions. Well, Jimmy Kimmel decided to exploit some of these fake fans in a recent segment of “Lie Witness News: Miami Edition.”

This is truly NBA humor gold.  Lebron has a bruised vulva? Classic! Not only do Heat fans know nothing about basketball, but they clearly know nothing about sexual organs either.

The interviewer also mentioned Stalin being a player on the Heat. This is how that would look…

The Russian Rebounding Machine.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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