Mom Puts Crazy 'Makeup' On 7-Week-Old Son And He Looks Terrifying (Photos)

In the struggle to maintain a positive attitude while taking care of a creature that sh*ts its pants every hour, parents have to get pretty creative in their methods of self-entertainment.

The mom responsible for the following photos is, as far as we're concerned, totally on the right track, at least in the humor department.

Using the YouCam makeup application app, she edits photos of her 7-week-old son, Gabriel, transforming him into a miniature beauty queen -- er, king.

Mom, who goes by username Unicornreality on Imgur, posted a bunch of her hilarious baby makeovers to the photo-sharing site, explaining,

Hello world. No makeup touched Gabriel's skin so don't worry. He is a very, very loved little boy. I intentionally take/use photos of him pulling faces….because I live to amuse myself.

They certainly are amusing -- although we have a feeling Gabriel will disagree once he's old enough to feel genuine embarrassment.

Luckily, mom has a few years (and hopefully several more baby makeovers) until that happens.

Until then, enjoy.

Baby Gabriel, all natural. Adorable, right?

NOT ANYMORE.

This is the stuff of actual nightmares.

He looks like that chick from "The Drew Carey Show." Anyone?

This is horror movie material.

He will suck out your soul.

And look damn good while doing it.

Citations: This Mom Put Makeup On Her Seven Month Old Son And The Results Are Horrifyingly Funny (Total Sorority Move), Mom Edits Babys Photos With Makeup App And The Results Are Terrifying (Buzzfeed)