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Mother Leaves Embarrassing Note To Son About ‘Spanking His Monkey’ With Her Moisturizer

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Tyler Gildin

Note to all the young masturbators of the world: if you need some lubricant when you rub it out, don’t use your mother’s lotion!

We’ve shown you a mother’s note to her son to “stop masturbating on the towels,” as well as another mother’s hilarious review of Kleenex tissues, and now we give you yet another mother’s epic rant about her son’s use of her moisturizer during what she refers to as “bash the bishop” time.

Enjoy:

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Big brother to the rescue!

Now, it’s definitely debatable whether or not this note is for real. Would a mother really refer to masturbating as “bashing the bishop” and “spanking the monkey,” especially in a note? Not my Mom, that’s for sure! (Though she’d definitely say something corny to try and be funny).

Either way, happy pud wrestling!

H/T: Reddit

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin

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