Mother Leaves Embarrassing Note To Son About ‘Spanking His Monkey’ With Her Moisturizer

Mother Leaves Embarrassing Note To Son About ‘Spanking His Monkey’ With Her Moisturizer
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Note to all the young masturbators of the world: if you need some lubricant when you rub it out, don’t use your mother’s lotion!

We’ve shown you a mother’s note to her son to “stop masturbating on the towels,” as well as another mother’s hilarious review of Kleenex tissues, and now we give you yet another mother’s epic rant about her son’s use of her moisturizer during what she refers to as “bash the bishop” time.

Enjoy:

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Big brother to the rescue!

Now, it’s definitely debatable whether or not this note is for real. Would a mother really refer to masturbating as “bashing the bishop” and “spanking the monkey,” especially in a note? Not my Mom, that’s for sure! (Though she’d definitely say something corny to try and be funny).

Either way, happy pud wrestling!

H/T: Reddit

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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