Holy Sh*t: Naked Baby Poops On His Dad In The Middle Of Very Classy Photo Shoot

The birth of a child is an exciting time for almost every parent, so it's understandable that people want to show off their newborn bundle of joy to the world (regardless of whether or not the world wants to see it).

After Jen and Al Ferguson welcomed their son Ted into the world, they figured they'd commemorate the occasion by hiring a photographer to snap photos of the baby.

In one of the pictures, Ted is naked, reclining along his father's arm. And if you've ever had an experience with young children, you can probably guess what happened next.

If you can't figure it out, the answer is poop. So. Much. Poop. In what might be the classiest picture of explosive diarrhea ever taken, Ted and Al are immortalized forever in an oddly tranquil photograph of an otherwise atrocious incident.

I'd say something about this being crappy, but I don't think I could live with myself if I did.

Photo Courtesy: Kristy Grant