New Reality Show ‘Naked And Afraid': It’s Survivor…Butt Naked! (Video)

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Sounds like the description of every girl I’ve ever brought home… Hey!

Discovery Channel’s new show “Naked And Afraid” premieres next Sunday, and people are already losing their minds (and clothes) over it. The show’s premise consists of dropping two complete strangers, one man and one woman, into remote areas of the world for 21 days and watching them as they attempt to survive and navigate their way to the final extraction point 10 miles from their original drop-off location. Each episode features a different couple in a different location. Did I mention that every couple is also naked? Nice!

It’s “Survivor” meets “The Full Monty.” A show meant for Richard Hatch!

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Many are complaining that the show will be going “too-far” when it comes to graphic reality content. Personally, there’s nothing on this show that can be any more offensive and distasteful than a typical episode of “Princesses: Long Island,” so I think it’s fair game.

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I’d be much more afraid to see any of these girls naked…

Here’s a piece about the new show below from ABC:

Will I watch the show? Probably not. I’ll most likely just stick to jungle porn.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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