Pedestrians Gone Wild: Santacon 2012

Pedestrians Gone Wild: Santacon 2012
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Perhaps the second second biggest pedestrian holiday of the year, right behind Halloween of course, is none other than Santacon.

And for those of you who are fortunate enough to not have witnessed this and don’t know what I am talking about, it is basically when a bunch of retired frat stars storm the city in Santa outfits and go barhopping.

It’s stupid, it’s terrible and the mayor needs to do something immediately about this atrocity of a day. Take a look for yourself if you are still having a hard time realizing just how bad this situation is. This is Pedestrians Gone Wild: Santacon 2012 Edition.

Tom Cooper | Elite.

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