This Is The Perfect Summary Of How Every Guy Approaches Snapchat (Video)

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I’m not big on Snapchat. I see the appeal and understand why people use it, but I personally think that when you have more than one person on your list of contacts, the risks drastically outweigh the rewards.

Because of my lack of social conformity, I haven’t had the opportunity to experience the debate between my Big Head and my Little Head as portrayed in this video from Almost Cool, and I’m glad. I’m more concerned with what happens at the end.

This is because I don’t trust Drunk Me with anything, especially when it comes to successfully navigating apps while blackout.

I’ve woken up to texts, tweets and Facebook messages I never should have sent, so I don’t see how adding a picture option would benefit me (especially when you can’t even see what you sent after you send it).

Just remember: Snapchat Responsibly.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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