Photo Of The Day: MILF Realtors Offer The Greatest Incentive Ever

Photo Of The Day: MILF Realtors Offer The Greatest Incentive Ever
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Greatest deal ever? If we blow the sale, we’ll blow you! Genius!

We have to assume this photo was photoshopped but, nonetheless, it’s hilarious. Could you imagine if such a company existed? Depending on the circumstances of how badly I needed to sell and how attractive the employees were, I might prefer they fail! (minus the three guys intermingled in the picture…).

Free blow jobs for a month? In this economy, that’s an amazing deal!

(via Reddit)

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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