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This Pokémon Go Drinking Game Gets You Trashed On Your Quest To Catch ‘Em All

Pokémon Go, since it came out 24 seconds ago, has become a way of life. It has permeated modern life more efficiently than weaponized cholera.

Really though, the closest corollary to it is a zombie virus — there suddenly came a day when packs of wandering, silent figures, migrated blank-faced from place to place, searching endlessly, hungrily for something you can’t see.

And it’s amazing.

They will teach Pokémon Go in history classes hundreds of years from now — it will have its very own chapter (sandwiched between “The World Wars of the 20th century” and “President Trump’s century-long blood orgy”).

The thing is, how can we combine the fun of catching Pokémon with that other extremely fun thing we all like to do: being drunk?

Seriously, how do we do that? Help us figure it out? Please mail your important suggestions to:

Elite Daily
(care of Alec “Hot Bod” MacDonald)
420 Blazeblunts Boulevard, Apt 69
New York, NY, 42069.

I eagerly await your correspondences. But for now, let me offer a suggestion: a Pokémon Go drinking game!

Yes, I used the 20 or so years of expensive education my parents paid for to come up with a drinking game for a smartphone app.

Please enjoy. If you don’t, feel free to send howlers to the above address.

Pokemon Go drinking game instructions

Alec MacDonald

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Alec MacDonald

Alec MacDonald is a humor writer for Elite Daily. He graduated from Vassar college and received an MFA in fiction from Sarah Lawrence. He was born and raised in New York City, which is where Home Alone 2 takes place. He loves you very much.
Alec MacDonald is a humor writer for Elite Daily. He graduated from Vassar college and received an MFA in fiction from Sarah Lawrence. He was born and raised in New York City, which is where Home Alone 2 takes place. He loves you very much.

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