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Naked Porn Stars Hilariously Explain The Importance Of The First Amendment

Funny or Die

Because millions of Americans just seem incapable of actually giving a sh*t about religious freedom and continue to support Trump no matter how insane his xenophobic rhetoric gets, here is a video of porn stars explaining it all.

Maybe this way, you'll finally get your heads out of your asses and pay attention.

In this video, porn stars describe why the First Amendment (protecting not only freedom of religion but also freedom of speech) is important.

As they put it,

So you're probably asking, 'Why are we talking about the First Amendment?' Because the rest of the First Amendment is the freedom of speech part, which lets us have sex on camera!

So, not only does the First Amendment protect immigrants of all religions from being barred entry to this country (as Trump would like to do), it also allows us all to look at women scissor each other online all night!

And we have to remember that.

The porn stars sign off with this delightful tagline about allowing Muslims to enter the nation:

Let them come inside America!

Citations: Pornstars Defend The First Amendment (Funny Or Die)