The Best Of Santa Spottings Before Christmas

The Best Of Santa Spottings Before Christmas
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Santa is a very busy man; well at least for one day out of the year. So that leads us to wonder, what the hell is he up to when he’s not? Well after some field research and several public spottings of St. Nicolas we have found your answer.

Santa is actually quite a simple fellow like you and I who likes to travel, get wasted and of course pound some elf vaj. This is the best of Santa spottings before Christmas.

Tom Cooper | Elite.

  • 10. Just got off the plane

  • 9. Taking a drunken nap at the park

  • 8. Doing some shopping at Lowe's

  • 7. At the swap meet with Mrs. Claus

  • 6. Reading some material at the grocery store

  • 5. Ripping a bong

  • 4. Texting some elf hoes at the mall

  • 3. Swolled after hitting the gym

  • 2. Getting some cardio in

  • 1. Hammered on the train

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