Subway Reveals Secret Ingredient In Its Bread Is Yoga Mats, What Are Other Fast Food Chains Using?

Subway Reveals Secret Ingredient In Its Bread Is Yoga Mats, What Are Other Fast Food Chains Using?
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Subway recently announced it will stop using an ingredient called azodicarbonamide, a chemical used in shoe rubber and yoga matts, in it’s bread. Too bad, the idea of eating yoga matts has a very zen feel to it.

It’s crazy to think that something used in shoe rubber and yoga matts could be used in a delicious tasty subway sandwich without us even knowing it.

This got me thinking, what if other chains started to come out with statements about crazy ingredients they’ve been using as well? Could there be more disturbing ingredients out there??

Here are some secret ingredients other chain restaurants might be using:

Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust secretly uses kitten fur

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Burger King’s Whopper is secretly soaked in Justin Bieber’s urine

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Papa John’s bakes its pizza sauce with Peyton Manning’s tears

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McDonald’s chicken nuggets are actually just mini maracas

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Wendy’s nuggets are made from the same latex used in Dave Thomas’s first condom

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Chick-Fil-A is just made with straight up intolerance and hatred

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I’m terribly sorry for making you sit through this….

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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