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For the most part, drunk people who sing on the subway are awful, terrible, no good, very bad people. I can’t explain why alcohol makes people think it’s a good idea to sing “Come on Eileen” in an enclosed space surrounded by total strangers, but it does and it is awful. However, one particularly intoxicated […]
While most people celebrate Easter by hunting for eggs, wearing giant hats and sitting down for a satisfying dinner, other people take a less traditional approach. Competitive eater Matt Stonie skipped the traditional holiday ham and went straight to dessert, devouring 100 marshmallow Peeps in under two minutes. It’s an impressive display of intestinal fortitude, […]
Earlier this week, the world learned that we had lost 65-year-old David W. Cummings, affectionately referred to as “Pervert Dave.” I didn’t know Pervert Dave personally, nor do I know much about him. His obituary describes him as a veteran of the United States Air Force and an avid fan of motorcycles and woodworking. Those […]
Today officially marks the beginning of Easter weekend and the various traditions that come with it. While the holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus hasn’t become as commercial as the one celebrating his birth, the cost of the necessary dyes, candies and pre-cooked hams can start to add up. Thankfully there’s “Conan” prop master Bill […]
The Internet has made it easier than ever before to find trivial social issues to tell people you care about, but is there a point where we can become too socially active for our own good? If you do enough research and lower your standards, it’s pretty easy to find a reason to boycott or […]
Occasionally you stumble across something online that’s been around for a while but, for whatever reason, never received the attention it deserved. This video was originally uploaded last year, but I just discovered the series that it’s a part of and I had to tell the world. The video centers around The Smalls, a seemingly […]
Chalk it up to the dumb sh*t we do for our iPhones. When 16-year-old Ella-Anne Birchenough dropped her phone down a sewage drain, she did the only rational thing to her over-stimulated teenage brain and dove in after it. Birchenough lowered herself into the drain, trying to pick up the phone with her feet. But, […]
This is not a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke! There is a real art show being held in San Francisco called the “Nicholas Cage Art Show and Musical Shenanigans.” Now every artist who has created a Nicholas Cage original will have their dream come true and their work celebrated. Here is the […]
Nobody ever “deserves” to be sexually assaulted, but after a poll of 3,810 both male and female Brazilians indicated that 65.1 percent believed that, “if dressed provocatively, women deserve to be attacked and raped,” perhaps the whole country needed this reminder. Luckily, if you have a social grievance, there’s a social media channel you can […]
Losing things when you’re drunk may seem like (and probably is) the worst thing in the world because for the life of you, no matter how hard you try, you can never find it. Retracing your steps seems impossible because you don’t even know where the F you were the previous night. Have you ever tried […]
If you were to visit Sloane Street in London, England, you’d notice that there are an usual amount of luxury supercars casually roaming around the area. If you’re looking to see expensive cars that make you jealous, one walk down this street would do the trick. Unfortunately, whenever you have all these super fast machines […]
Pharrell’s “Happy” is the song that won’t quit. Now it’s back again, with a trombone loop cover of epic proportions. Christopher Bill is just a man in his bedroom, with Ableton Live 9 and a trombone. He’s ready to rock. Which is exactly what he does when he starts looping his chest thumping, trombone and […]