Siri Just Snitched On A Girl For Having Two Boyfriends (Photo)

Siri Just Snitched On A Girl For Having Two Boyfriends (Photo)
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Siri is a microphone-based personal assistant on Apple’s iOS that allows you to yell at your phone at an increasingly high volume until you finally decide to do whatever you were trying to do by hand to save yourself anymore frustration.

I’ve heard rumors that every once in a while Siri manages to process what you said on the first try, but, to date, I’ve been unable to look up anything without accidentally calling in a bomb threat to a government building first.

I’m convinced that Siri exists to make your life miserable, and I think I have the proof to back it up.

This screenshot was posted to Reddit after the uploader’s girlfriend decided to show him an “awesome thing Siri can do” (which, upon further examination, appears to be one of Siri’s most basic functions).

Unfortunately, nobody has taught Siri about being tactful, and the result was a slightly awkward situation.

I was excited to get irrationally angry at the person who uploaded this for being full of sh*t because on the surface this seems like an incredibly implausible scenario.

However, after checking out his explanation, I’m willing to give the boyfriend in question the benefit of the doubt.

He needs all of the help he can get.

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Photo Courtesy: Imgur

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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