Slips For Slices: Illinois Pizza Place Offers Free Pizza If You Show Your Boobs

Slips For Slices: Illinois Pizza Place Offers Free Pizza If You Show Your Boobs
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Well here’s an interesting business model: offer free slices to girls who flash you!

That’s what Drew’s Pizza in Champaign, Illinois, is promoting. Sounds like a pretty easy way to lure in a bunch of drunk chicks. What drunk girls do you know who don’t love late-night pizza?

Check out some of the company’s hilarious tweets:

This has got to be the thirstiest pizza company of all time! If I’m ever sh*tfaced in Champaign, Illinois, at least now I know where to go to see some tits.

H/T: Deadspin, Photo courtesy Tumblr 

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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