Stephen Colbert Has The Greatest Explanation For The Women’s ‘Thigh Gap’ Crisis
Thigh gaps. What are they, you might ask? Well, they are exactly what they sound like: the space between a woman’s thighs.
Why do we care about a woman’s thigh gap? I really couldn’t tell you. It seems to be the newest craze, women caring about how thin their thighs are. Because everyone knows a guy’s favorite female body part is the thigh, right? Thigh gap is in, tooth gap is out. Unless, of course, you’re Madonna… or Michael Strahan for that matter.
Thanks to Stephen Colbert, though, we now have someone to blame for these unnecessary and ridiculous expectations of the female body, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Young girls obsessed w/ having a ‘thigh gap.’ I blame impossible standards set by Spongebob pic.twitter.com/diq7aT6PNv
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) March 7, 2014
It all makes sense now! God damn, Spongebob Squarepants. Always making women feel insecure about themselves!
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