Stephen Colbert Has The Greatest Explanation For The Women’s ‘Thigh Gap’ Crisis

Stephen Colbert Has The Greatest Explanation For The Women’s ‘Thigh Gap’ Crisis
Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Thigh gaps. What are they, you might ask? Well, they are exactly what they sound like: the space between a woman’s thighs.

Why do we care about a woman’s thigh gap? I really couldn’t tell you. It seems to be the newest craze, women caring about how thin their thighs are. Because everyone knows a guy’s favorite female body part is the thigh, right? Thigh gap is in, tooth gap is out. Unless, of course, you’re Madonna… or Michael Strahan for that matter.

Thanks to Stephen Colbert, though, we now have someone to blame for these unnecessary and ridiculous expectations of the female body, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.

It all makes sense now! God damn, Spongebob Squarepants. Always making women feel insecure about themselves!

Top Photo Courtesy of Twitter

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

More In Humor

Humor Emily Arata

You Will Never Want To Fly Again After Watching This Plane’s Landing

When hurricane strength winds start blowing during a flight, the entire cabin full of passengers prays there’s a good pilot at the helm. For a TUIfly flight hoping to land at Portugal’s Madeira Airport, the landing wasn’t easy. Gusts battered the plane, rocking it from side to side. The video, captured by a bystander, reminds […]

Also On Elite

World

Tiny Crab Bravely Scares Off An Alligator, Proves That Size Doesn’t Matter (Photos)

A very brave crab saved itself from a hungry alligator with its intimidating claw attack. Phil Lanoue, 60, was in South Carolina’s Huntington Beach State Park when he saw the reptile approach the crab from behind. Instead of scurrying away, the crab turned around and pinched the gator’s nose, halting its advances. The gator shook itself […]

Humor

Baristas Compete In Spelling Bee To Prove They Can Spell Names Correctly (Video)

It’s a commonly accepted theory that the coffee shops of America are staffed by people with liberal arts degrees who couldn’t find jobs in the real world. But if that’s really the case, you’d expect them to spell people’s names correctly far more often than they do. Yesterday was National Coffee Day, and to celebrate, […]

Sports

Giants Tight End Larry Donnell Lost In Fantasy Because He Didn’t Start Himself

Whatever happened to believing in yourself? That’s a valuable lesson the Giants breakout star, tight end Larry Donnell, learned in week four of his fantasy football league. The undrafted second-year player out of Grambling State benched himself going up against the Redskins last week, opting to start 49ers’ tight end Vernon Davis. Donnell would go on […]

Politics

Secret Security F*ck Up #95: Guy Posing As Congressman Gets Backstage At Obama Event

The Secret Service allowed a man posing as a congressman to get backstage at an awards dinner in September, the agency’s third blunder that month. According to Bloomberg, the incident took place at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation awards ceremony at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in the nation’s capital on September 27. The unidentified […]

World

The Actual Ebola Death Toll May Be 10,000 More Than Reports Claim

The Ebola death toll is being reported at just under 5,000, but it may actually be three times as high, the World Health Organization revealed on Wednesday. According to Reuters, the WHO believes that for every death reported in the hardest hit countries, as many as two-and-a-half more could go unreported. Ebola cases are reported to […]

Women

Comic Perfectly Captures How Feminism Is Actually Great For Everyone

Feminism is not simply a label. It’s the way you talk about women’s bodies every day and the negative words that make it seem like being a woman is shameful. Japanese comic artist Rasenth believes feminism is for everyone, and he’s ready to explain why. When Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree in California last […]