Stephen Colbert Has The Greatest Explanation For The Women’s ‘Thigh Gap’ Crisis

Stephen Colbert Has The Greatest Explanation For The Women’s ‘Thigh Gap’ Crisis
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Thigh gaps. What are they, you might ask? Well, they are exactly what they sound like: the space between a woman’s thighs.

Why do we care about a woman’s thigh gap? I really couldn’t tell you. It seems to be the newest craze, women caring about how thin their thighs are. Because everyone knows a guy’s favorite female body part is the thigh, right? Thigh gap is in, tooth gap is out. Unless, of course, you’re Madonna… or Michael Strahan for that matter.

Thanks to Stephen Colbert, though, we now have someone to blame for these unnecessary and ridiculous expectations of the female body, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.

It all makes sense now! God damn, Spongebob Squarepants. Always making women feel insecure about themselves!

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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