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Stop Popping Molly! Here Are 17 Things You Can Pop Besides Molly

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Tyler Gildin

It’s become very clear to any concert-goer that the drug of choice today is molly. Molly is the purest form of MDMA (ecstasy), but if you’re reading this article (and really this site in general) you already know this.

The slang for taking this drug is: “popping molly,” as in “hey fellow douchers, let’s go wear bright colors to this awesome EDM concert and pop molly!”

We at Elite Daily feel it is our job to let the fine readers of Generation-Y know that there are, in fact, other things that can be “popped” besides molly.

Here are 17 things you can pop besides molly:

Pimples

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The Weasel

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Pringles

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Balloons

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Corn

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Bubbles

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Bubble Wrap

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Tarts

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Gum

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-A-Shot

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A Wheelie

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And Lock

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Up Books

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Bottles

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A Cap In Someone’s Ass

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Rocks

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Cherries

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So next time you’re in a situation where people think it’s cool to “pop molly,” tell them: no thanks, there are plenty of other cool things to pop….. or just do it and roll face and have the time of your life.

It’s up to you, America.

Additional things you can Pop!:

Your Collar

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A Squat

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A Boner

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Hit us up if you have more!

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin

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