The Most Suspect Moments In Cartoon History

Humor • Adam Hayes • Nov 30, 8:52am

The Most Suspect Moments In Cartoon History

Whether you realize it or not many of the cartoons we grew up watching, much like the ones on television today, have some rather subtle suspect underlying tones to them.

What exactly am I talking about? These cartoons are straight up gay, son.

These are the most suspect moments in cartoon history.

Tom Cooper | Elite.

11. Spongebob Squarepants
10. "Surprise butt sex!"
9. "Pure ecstacy"
8. "No mo, you are beautiful"
7. "Lemme see that thang thang"
6. "What have we here?!"
5. Mr. Sus
4. "See, I am half black."
3. "What, what in the butt"
2. "Lemme see that tittay!"
1. Tommy "Skeet Skeet" Pickles

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