This 15-Year-Old Girl's Birthday Party Will Leave You No Hope For Future Generations (Video)

When I turned 15 years old, I ordered a pizza and had a quiet night at home with my dog and seven episodes of "Cops."

Based on this video recorded at a birthday party for a 15-year-old girl named Kiara, I was doing something wrong.

If I wanted to, I could use this video as a launching point for a fantastically out of touch rant on "kids these days."

I could ask how stupid you have to be to jump in front of a camera with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other when you're a teenager at a birthday party for a 15-year-old. But I'm not going to do that because that's something a hater would do, and I'm not that kind of person.

The truth is that I'm kind of jealous of these kids despite their impressive disregard for discretion and common sense.

When I was in high school, it was a wild night when someone pulled out a six pack. I never got a chance to turn up or get ratchet as a teenager and I feel like I'm missing out.