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People Are Sharing Hilarious Thanksgiving-Themed Comebacks On Twitter

by Eitan Levine
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Thanksgiving was MADE for mic-drop worthy comebacks.

We’re one day away from gathering around a table with friends and family, eating turkey, sharing what we're thankful for with our loved ones and, most importantly, throwing truly debilitating clap backs -- aka brutal and unrelenting comebacks built to shake the recipients to their very cores --  at our relatives when they ask us about different terrible parts of our lives.

Honestly, without clap backs, Thanksgiving just wouldn’t be Thanksgiving.

Sure, you did have that ONE friend in middle school whose family looked like a Rockwell painting gained sentience, but his or her house is also boring as hell.

Nothing is better than when you’re at the table and you overhear your cousin say something like,

Yeah, well at least these potatoes can feed a family of four, Allen.

What am I thankful for this Thanksgiving? Twitter becoming a veritable cornucopia of people using #ThanksgivingClapBack.

These are brutal.

Just like how the pilgrims envisioned this holiday would be.

I'm all for stuffin', STUFFIN' DEES INSULTS RGHT BACK AT GRANDMA'S FACE.

*snaps* In *snaps * your *snaps* turkey *snaps* covered *snaps* face. *snaps*

Nobody like your attitude or potato salad, Dianne.

"This year, I'm thankful for not having to stare at your dumb weave 364 days a year."