There isn’t a worse feeling in the world than being hungover at your day job. While the night before may have been worth it, nothing can wipe away the pain and empty feeling you have in your soul.
Everything sucks, loud sounds hurt and seeing anybody you know will make you want to yack. It’s a painful process that requires the utmost tolerance and inner strength as the day is truly a gauntlet from hell.
The smallest tasks become impossible feats and time never seems to pass. I think we can all agree that there is not a more vomit-inducing, head-spinning task to complete than sending out emails.
But that’s just how it is when you decide to get wasted. You play, you pay.
When you know you’re going to regret it before you even go out
How you feel after you take your first shot
The moment before it’s a wrap
How you feel when your alarm goes off
Seeing what time it is in relation to how sh*tty you feel
During your commute
Looking at your phone call log
The first time you see your boss
When you start feeling like you’re about to yack it
After you yack it
When you think about food
Once you feel like you’re finally getting better
When you fall back into the hangover
When you try to secretly take a nap
When you see that really hot girl you work with