The 15 Things We Learned From Getting High

The 15 Things We Learned From Getting High
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Marijuana in 2013 is just about as socially acceptable as any other legal vice in our society and it has become the standard vice of choice for our generation. Aside from there being far worse ramifications from being drunk than high, the cannabis provides an opportunity for a daily introspection. This ritualistic meditation points out the good and bad of your week.

Everything in moderation, but we can’t stop you from lighting up. It’s sometimes impossible to notice the subtle beauties of life until you’re high. While you should never be categorized as a stoner, we encourage you to stop and smell the roses.

Food tastes better, music sounds more innovative and bad sex is all the more tolerable. You don’t realize how good things are until they’re gone, or until you’ve gotten high. The only problem with illicit substances are the highs and lows.

You’ll go from skipping through the flowers to questioning every movement, moment and word you utter. These are the 15 things we learned from getting high as hell.

You shouldn’t have worn this tight ass shirt — clothes have never felt this tight.

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The thirst is real — you will be beyond thirsty.

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Always have five dollars on deck — you never know when you’ll have to throw down.

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Being 3rd in line for NBA 2K is your own personal hell — minutes feel like hours while you wait.

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Why did I say that? You realize how stupid you sounded earlier in the day.

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Never take more than 2 weed brownies. Ever wonder how much is enough? It’s 2 brownies.

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Video games have come a long way in the last decade — but Pacman is still fire.

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I talk more than Obama during his inauguration address — I may or may not be the second coming of Nostradamus.

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You look high and change your wardrobe. So you don’t want people to think you’re high? Put on a hoodie or a hat… Yeah, that always works.

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The greatest fear in life is not having another dutch or lighter. There is nothing worse than attaining Skywalker Kush and not having a means to facilitate your high.

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I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing. You never know the ramifications of munchies until you wake up with a weed hangover.

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Even Drake is tolerable. Worst rapper in the world? We know, but there’s something about his crooning that makes “The Best I Ever Had” anyone’s anthem.

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The 99¢ menu yields more value than pre-IPO in Facebook.. Lie, cheat and steal… Access to the value menu is the most sought after accomplishments when high.

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Everyone is watching you. Cameras in your macbook, on your phone and GPS when you tweet at night. Just wait until you get Google Glass. You’re done.

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Elite Daily is fire — get stoned, check it out and you will see.

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