The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe You Smoking A Blunt

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe You Smoking A Blunt
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While many people may label stoners as lazy, there’s a lot more that goes into getting high than meets the eye. And for those of us who toke up regularly, we know how what might seem like a simple task can turn into a full blown mission.

Smoking a blunt doesn’t just happen with the flick of a wrist. There are protocols and standard operating procedures that we must adhere to in order to reach one common goal: get wildly smacked.

From copping, to rolling, and not to mention, all of the post-smoking endeavors you subsequently get into, you can see why half of your day suddenly disappears. But, that’s the price we pay to enjoy a little of God’s greatest gift to mankind.

And for those of you who aren’t familiar with this lifestyle, allow us to simulate your blunt smoking experience. There will be highs, there will be lows, and there will be hunger.

When you hit up your friends to see who has 5 on it

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When you’re on the phone with your dealer

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When you do the exchange with your dealer

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While your waiting for your friend to finish rolling up

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When you realize you don’t have a lighter

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When no one’s trying to get a lighter

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When you finally take a couple hits and start getting smacked

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When someone starts going on a rambling tangent while holding the blunt

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When someone messes up the rotation

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When the blunt starts to canoe

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When you get towards the end of the blunt and start getting paranoid

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When you’re finished and realize how high you really are

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When you feel like you’re too damn high to be outside

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How you think you look

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How you actually look

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How you feel on the inside

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When you start to feel weird about the sh*t you said earlier in the day

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When you feel like everyone knows you’re high

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What you would do for a sip of anything

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When you realize you’re actually just hungry

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When it takes you 30 minutes to decide what you want to eat

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When it takes you two minutes to eat

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When you feel like absolute sh*t after eating

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When you realize that smoking another blunt is the only solution

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When you hit up your friends to see who has 5 on it

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