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The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe You Smoking A Blunt

Julian Sonny

While many people may label stoners as lazy, there’s a lot more that goes into getting high than meets the eye. And for those of us who toke up regularly, we know how what might seem like a simple task can turn into a full blown mission.

Smoking a blunt doesn’t just happen with the flick of a wrist. There are protocols and standard operating procedures that we must adhere to in order to reach one common goal: get wildly smacked.

From copping, to rolling, and not to mention, all of the post-smoking endeavors you subsequently get into, you can see why half of your day suddenly disappears. But, that’s the price we pay to enjoy a little of God’s greatest gift to mankind.

And for those of you who aren’t familiar with this lifestyle, allow us to simulate your blunt smoking experience. There will be highs, there will be lows, and there will be hunger.

When you hit up your friends to see who has 5 on it


When you’re on the phone with your dealer


When you do the exchange with your dealer


While your waiting for your friend to finish rolling up


When you realize you don’t have a lighter


When no one’s trying to get a lighter


When you finally take a couple hits and start getting smacked


When someone starts going on a rambling tangent while holding the blunt


When someone messes up the rotation


When the blunt starts to canoe


When you get towards the end of the blunt and start getting paranoid


When you’re finished and realize how high you really are


When you feel like you’re too damn high to be outside


How you think you look


How you actually look


How you feel on the inside


When you start to feel weird about the sh*t you said earlier in the day


When you feel like everyone knows you’re high


What you would do for a sip of anything


When you realize you’re actually just hungry


When it takes you 30 minutes to decide what you want to eat


When it takes you two minutes to eat


When you feel like absolute sh*t after eating


When you realize that smoking another blunt is the only solution


When you hit up your friends to see who has 5 on it

Julian Sonny

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