The Best Commencement Speech Mitt Romney Could Ever Give (Video)

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Mitt Romney gave the commencement speech last week at Southern Virginia University. I’m sure the failed Republican presidential candidate gave a lovely speech, but where’s the humor in that?

Instead, Conan decided to have a little fun with the speech and chop it up in a way that seemed more fitting. Given the fact that Romney is coming off of a huge loss this past year, his speech should reflect his consequent depression.

“I don’t think God cares”- the wise words of a Morman.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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