The Greatest ‘You Are Not The Father’ Reactions Of All Time

The Greatest ‘You Are Not The Father’ Reactions Of All Time
Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

For any man hitting it raw on a consistent basis, there are always a lot of questions and uncertainties post-bust. Did I catch something? If she did this with me, then who else is she doing this with? These are all horrible things you’ll be asking yourself.

It goes without saying that the worst possible outcome of this all is getting the girl pregnant. While we appreciate new life and think it’s a beautiful thing, having a baby in your prime might be one of the worst things that could happen. In most of these cases, girls are tricks and try to have one just to tie you down. But don’t fall for their bullsh*t. Make sure the baby is yours before you claim any responsibility.

There are no five words more liberating than “you are not the father.” And thanks to “Maury,” we get to see this play out everyday. Some brave souls fall to the trap, but others are freed. And those who are freed from the persecution make sure that they express the joy they feel in one way, and one way only — dance.

Depending on where these gentlemen are from, you will see a variety of moves. But one thing is for certain, they will always be hilarious. Especially when they’re paired with a hilarious song! These are the greatest “you are not the father” reactions of all time.










And next time on Maury…

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Julian Sonny

From the sandy beaches of Hawaii, to the streets of New York: Julian has seen it all. His lifetime of travels has given him a broad scope of knowledge and an eclectic taste unlike any other in the tri-state area. Julian has often been compared to cultural icon, The Rock, because of his unequivocal work ethic and warrior-like stature.

More In Humor

Also On Elite

World

Entire Town Makes 8-Year-Old Boy Feel Special By Attending His Piano Recital (Video)

An entire community in Minnesota showed up for 8-year-old Dylan Spoering’s piano recital one summer day, thanks to the posters he made to advertise his performance that were spotted by local musician Thomas Rehbein. Rehbein made a Facebook page to encourage people to attend the recital. And this past Saturday, despite the rain and bad weather, Dylan’s […]

Women

Thanks To The State’s Birth Control Program, Colorado’s Teen Pregnancy Rate Plummeted

Colorado state officials recently found that a program that provides contraception to low-income women played a large role in the 40 percent drop in teen birth rate in Colorado. Colorado Family Planning Initiative, which is located in 68 family planning clinics in Colorado, gives low-income women intrauterine devices (IUDs) or implants at little or no cost. […]

Women

Inside Feminist Porn: How Women Finally Get To Be On Top

“I need to watch some hardcore porn to prepare for this interview tomorrow. Any suggestions?” I jokingly ask my boyfriend-y character. I am not a porn connoisseur. I do not know the good sites or hottest pornstars. And I’m somewhat frightened by the things I’ve seen on the pop-ups on my computer screen. My Trusted […]