The Greatest ‘You Are Not The Father’ Reactions Of All Time

The Greatest ‘You Are Not The Father’ Reactions Of All Time
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For any man hitting it raw on a consistent basis, there are always a lot of questions and uncertainties post-bust. Did I catch something? If she did this with me, then who else is she doing this with? These are all horrible things you’ll be asking yourself.

It goes without saying that the worst possible outcome of this all is getting the girl pregnant. While we appreciate new life and think it’s a beautiful thing, having a baby in your prime might be one of the worst things that could happen. In most of these cases, girls are tricks and try to have one just to tie you down. But don’t fall for their bullsh*t. Make sure the baby is yours before you claim any responsibility.

There are no five words more liberating than “you are not the father.” And thanks to “Maury,” we get to see this play out everyday. Some brave souls fall to the trap, but others are freed. And those who are freed from the persecution make sure that they express the joy they feel in one way, and one way only — dance.

Depending on where these gentlemen are from, you will see a variety of moves. But one thing is for certain, they will always be hilarious. Especially when they’re paired with a hilarious song! These are the greatest “you are not the father” reactions of all time.










And next time on Maury…

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