The Saga Of El Carlos Danger

The Saga Of El Carlos Danger
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The name is Danger, Carlos Danger…. want to see my enchilada?

It was revealed yesterday by gossip blog The Dirty that former congressman and current  New York City mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner, has been sending out more scandalous dick-pics – this time under the alias of Carlos Danger. That’s right, Carlos Danger.

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If Anthony Weiner wasn’t already enough of a punchline, he sure is now. Somehow he claims still to be staying in the race for Mayor, though I don’t see how anyone is going to vote for him. Would you?

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Apparently if he doesn’t win the election, he might star in a Showtime spinoff…

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Or serve the city as a superhero….

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Protecting his adoring fans…

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Before retiring to the beach…

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Want to come up with your own random, creepy alias you can use online to prey on innocent young girls!?? (what?) Here’s a link to a site that generates these types of random names.

Apparently my name is Julio Cesar Distress! I can work with that.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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