What if America’s most wanted man, was in fact, just another bro?
With fall rush rapidly approaching in many universities around the country, what better way to bro out than with the NSA whistle-bro-er, Edward Bro-den? “What does NSA stand for?,” you might ask.
Well, Nu Sigma Alpha, of course. They’re a very nosy frat who often spies and narks on other houses around them, but when it comes down to throwing parties, they still know how to get fratty.
Broden often leads the pack:
He’s the first one to shotgun a brewsky
Or to crush a keg to the face
He’s a sharp shooter
And a sharp dresser
He’s the life of the party
And a loyal brother
Sure, he’s had his low moments
He may have had some bad leaks in the past
But ultimately, he’s a bro who just loves his country.
Edward Bro-den: Fratstars and stripes forever.