The Opposite Of Food Porn: There’s An Instagram Dedicated Solely To The Worst Food Photos Shared Online

The Opposite Of Food Porn: There’s An Instagram Dedicated Solely To The Worst Food Photos Shared Online
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Instagram has pretty much become a place for people to obnoxiously post pictures of their beautifully assembled plates of food. Sure, there’s the occasional bathing suit shot (awesome), grandparent shot (adorable), and friends TBT shot (who cares?), but for the most part, it’s eggs benedicts, mac and cheese, or some extravagant dessert that’ll give you massive diarrhea.

One Instagram account, though, has decided to be different. Cooking For Bae has decided stray the norm of posting images of delicious food, and instead uploads pictures of complete meal fails.

Whether the food looks over-cooked, under-cooked or just plain unappetizing, this Instagram account is a hilarious response to society’s pathetic craving to show the world our expensive and tasty dishes.

Different types of mush


The lonely wings


From the toilet?


Stay away from the ocean


More like Mis-steak


Are we rationing?


The cold-hearted


Cup of wiener, anyone?


Drunk girl vomit


Fail on fail on fail on fail


Actually not that bad


Absolutely horrendous


Eggs benedick head


Do Not Eat This


The worst way to start your morning

Anyone else ready for lunch!?

If you want to see actually appetizing Instagram food pics, check out ‘#FoodPorn: These Are The Only Pictures Of Food That Should Be On Instagram

H/T: Buzzfeed, Top Photo Courtesy of Instagram

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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