This Homemade Sex Doll Is The Most Horrifying Thing You’ll See All Day

This Homemade Sex Doll Is The Most Horrifying Thing You’ll See All Day
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Usually homemade things are better, but not when it comes to sex dolls. This looks like an art project gone really, really, really wrong.

These images were posted on Reddit last week, and they unfortunately will be engraved in your mind for weeks to come. Apparently some lonely gentlemen sick of his left hand decided to create some place else where he can deposit his seamen. The results are horrifying to say the least.

Below is a quick timeline he uploaded of the process he underwent to build his master creation. Viewer discretion is advised:

RXstZer

(Peanut Butter and Jelly Song)

“Firs you take the lube and you spread it, you spread it!

Then you take your dick and you screw it, you screw it!

Screeewwwwing homemade dolls, disgusting!

Yoouuu arrrree probably getting, infections! ”

I apologize for that…  Please don’t EVER try this at home. What ever happened to just humping your pillow? I think I’d rather get syphilis than put my penis in one of these dolls…

H/T: Uproxx

 

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Humor Editor at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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