This Infographic Perfectly Breaks Down How To Pee With Morning Wood (Picture)

Morning wood is a phenomenon that half the population has to deal with on an almost daily basis, but one which gets little to no attention outside of male's inner monologues.

I'm sure there's some long winded scientific explanation for why one part of the body is alert before the rest of it manages to catch up, but knowing why it happens doesn't make dealing with it any easier.

While most normal people go to the bathroom in the morning, morning wood can make that task almost impossible.

Ben's Tips put together a handy chart detailing a number of ways that a guy can deal with this predicament.

From employing a blow dryer to constructing a couple of inter-dimensional portals, you'll be sure to find something that works for you.

If not, I recommend The Spray and Pray: point down, close your eyes, and hope for the best.

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