The Top Beaches To Avoid This Summer

The Top Beaches To Avoid This Summer
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The Top Beaches To Avoid This Summer

Beaches normally evoke images of palm tree-lined white sand shorelines, lapped by sparkling blue water. Sadly, that’s not always the case, as you’ll see in this look at some of the America’s most unattractive and unsanitary beaches.

Here are some beaches you would want to avoid this summer.

Elite.

  • 10. Sunset Beach Hamptons

  • 9. Coney Island

  • 8. Goa, India

  • 7. Bayview Park Florida

  • 6. Essex Beach NJ

  • 5. Avalon Beach Cape May Nj

  • 4. Fujiazhuang Beach, China

  • 3. Venice Beach California

  • 2. North Avenue Chicago

  • 1. Seaside Heights NJ

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