Childhood Ruined: Tumblr Page Compiles The Best Dirty Jokes From Your Favorite Cartoons

Childhood Ruined: Tumblr Page Compiles The Best Dirty Jokes From Your Favorite Cartoons
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Most cartoons are targeted at a younger audience but that doesn’t mean the creators don’t take into account the adults that might be tuning in.

Whether it’s a parent watching television with his or her child or a guy lying on the couch after getting higher than he had anticipated, the grownups need to be entertained as well.

Writers and animators have addressed this problem by working in subtle (and not so subtle) jokes that would go over the heads of most children watching while tickling the funny bones of the grownups in the know. While you find the occasional cultural reference only meant to be appreciated by those in the know, the vast majority of these gags are of a sexual nature, much like the pun I just used.

A creatively titled Tumblr by the name of “Adult Humor in Cartoons” has begun to compile the best dirty jokes hidden in some of your favorite TV shows and movies.

Because it’s Tumblr, many of these are half-second GIFs or 20-panel recaps of a scene that manage to be more frustrating than entertaining.

Because I care about you, I went through and compiled some of the best. Turns out that my childhood was less innocent than I ever realized:

Props to Dexter’s dad on “Dexter’s Laboratory”

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Edd and Eddy sharing some male bonding time

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“Don’t touch yourself?” Someone might be enjoying those magazines a bit too much

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“Johnny Bravo” presents the gift every guy thinks every woman wants

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That’s definitely not a “Playbill” parody

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I doubt that this is an accident

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“Ask me about my wiener!”

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Patrick seems to be enjoying himself

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Those are some weird balloons

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Spongebob isn’t the only one blowing things

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The cut rates make sense considering the English translation is “mohel”

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This would appear to be a reoccurring theme on “Rugrats”

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But it’s not the only thing

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Helga does not mince her words

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James from Team Rocket is not part of a vegan-friendly diet

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But he is looking for love from someone

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“Rocko’s Modern Life” has a monopoly on innuendo

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Subtlety is overrated

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Except when you’re sneaking things past the censors

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After all that activity you’ll need to see a special kind of doctor

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Photos Courtesy: Tumblr

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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